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Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! [Movie review by the Drudgeon]
90 min., 1989 Directed by Monte Hellman My rating: IMDB A quick guide to hitchhikers. * * * The movie picks up six years after the events of Silent Night, Deadly Night – Part 2. Ricky Caldwell (now...
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Crawlspace [Movie review by Jori]
80 min., 1986 Directed by David Schmoeller My rating: IMDB Boring, unoriginal & silly. * * * I get it. Coming up with a truly original concept is practically impossible. Everything has been done...
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The Howling [Movie review by the Drudgeon]
91 min., 1981 Directed by Joe Dante My rating: IMDB Still one great werewolf movie. * * * The movie begins with a woman named Karen White (Dee Wallace) walking around a dirty town, but she is actually...
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The Night Of The Hunted [Movie review by Lackey]
aka La nuit des traquées 92 min., 1980 Directed by Jean Rollin Language: French with English subtitles My rating: IMDB Le sigh. * * * Look, I want to like the films of Jean Rollin. I really, really do....
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Slugs [Movie review by Jori]
aka Slugs, muerte viscosa 89 min., 1988 Directed by Juan Piquer Simón Language: English with some dubbed dialogue My rating: IMDB • Netflix A gorefest disguised as a crappy movie. * * * In a town where...
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My Best Friend Is A Vampire [Movie review by Robin Franson Pruter]
89 min., 1987 Directed by Jimmy Huston My rating: IMDB • Netflix Amiable and occasionally clever teen comedy. * * * In no way is this film a masterpiece. Nor could it be classified as a good film in...
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Night Of The Demons [Movie review by the Drudgeon]
90 min., 1988 Directed by Kevin Tenney My rating: IMDB • Netflix How does one eat a bowl of fuck? * * * It’s Halloween night and Angela (Mimi Kinkade) and her friend Suzanne (Linnea Quigley) decide to...
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Cujo [Movie review by the Drudgeon]
91 min., 1983 Directed by Lewis Teague My rating: IMDB • Netflix When a St. Bernard attacks! * * * Our movie begins with a little bunny in a field then it is attacked by a St. Bernard, who we later...
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Curse Of The Cannibal Confederates [Movie review by the Drudgeon]
aka The Curse Of The Screaming Dead 88 min., 1982 Directed by Tony Malanowski My rating: IMDB • Netflix I really don’t know what to say about this movie. * * * We begin with a bunch of “confederates”...
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The Church [Movie review by Lackey]
aka La chiesa 102 min., 1989 Directed by Michele Soavi Language: Italian with dialogue dubbed in English My rating: IMDB • Netflix Hard to follow and even harder to remember. * * * Centuries ago, the...
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II [Movie review by Jori]
97 min., 1987 Directed by Bruce Pittman My rating: IMDB • Netflix Cheesy eighties B-movie madness! * * * I’m lucky enough to remember the days of eighties cheese. When I first saw this as a young girl...
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Basket Case [Movie review by Zeb Carter]
90 min., 1982 Directed by Frank Henenlotter My rating: IMDB • Netflix Conjoined brotherly love. * * * Only once in a lifetime do you run into a film this absolutely dreadful that is too good to turn...
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Madhouse [Reviewed by Jori]
aka There Was a Little Girl; And When She Was Bad; Flesh and the Beast; Scared to Death 92 min., 1981 Directed by Ovidio G. Assonitis My rating: ★★ IMDB • Netflix Best enjoyed with the sound on mute. *...
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The Burning [Movie review by Lackey]
91 min., 1981 Directed by Tony Maylam My rating: ★★ IMDB • Netflix A typical slasher with a couple of highlights. * * * Once upon a time, at Camp Blackfoot, a prank went horribly wrong: an attempt by...
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Don’t Go in the Woods [Movie review by the Drudgeon]
aka Don’t Go in the Woods Alone! 82 min., 1981 Directed by James Bryan My rating: ★★ IMDB • Netflix It’s fun because it’s terrible. * * * A group of four friends, Craig (James P. Hayden), Ingrid (Mary...
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Blood Hook [Movie review by John Bruni]
aka Muskie Madness 91 min., 1986 Directed by James Mallon My rating: ★★ IMDB • Netflix “Nice pole! I like it!” * * * If you were a b-movie director back in the day and heard that MST3K did a show on...
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Maniac Cop [Movie review by Zeb]
85 min., 1988 Directed by William Lustig My rating: ★★★ IMDB • Netflix Badges?! We don’t need no stinking badges! * * * So we have another 80’s film franchise that has a plot that isn’t full of coeds...
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Bloody Birthday [Movie review by Jori]
85 min., 1981 Directed by Ed Hunt My rating: ★★★ IMDB • Netflix Today’s horoscope: Pretty great, with a touch of bullshit. * * * There is something exciting about seeing the unthinkable happen, even if...
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Toxic Zombies [Movie review by Lackey]
aka Bloodeaters, Forest of Fear 89 min., 1980 Directed by Charles McCrann My rating: IMDB • Netflix Truly a movie behind its time. * * * When a pair of federal agents disappear while investigating a...
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Unmasked Part 25 [Movie review by John Bruni]
85 min., 1989 Directed by Anders Palm My rating: ★★★ IMDB “It’s a hell of a life being a killer.” * * * First of all, relax. There aren’t 24 parts before this one. It is a parody of the FRIDAY THE 13TH...
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